Falsche Kriterien
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Ich lese im Moment wieder Laurence Sternes The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman. Hat damals die Kritiker die Wände rauf getrieben, weil Sterne alle Konventionen über Bord schmeisst und seine Geschichte so erzählt, wie er es für effektiv hält. Seine Antwort:
— And how did Garrick speak the soliloquy last night? — Oh, against all rule, my lord, — most ungrammatically! betwixt the substantive and the adjective, which should agree together in number, case, and gender, he made a breach thus, — stopping, as if the point wanted settling; — and betwixt the nominative case, which your lordship knows should govern the verb, he suspended his voice in the epilogue a dozen times three seconds and three-fifths by a stop-watch, my lord, each time, — Admirable grammarian! — But in suspending his voice — was the sense suspended likewise? Did no expression of attitude or countenance fill up the chasm? — Was the eye silent? Did you narrowly look? — I look’d only at the stop-watch, my lord. — Excellent observer!
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— Grant me patience, just Heaven! — Of all the cants which are canted in this canting world — though the cant of hypocrites may be the worst — the cant of criticism is the most tormenting!1